Sound seedy? Well, to me it does (to you it might sound like angels singing – one man's Shih Tzu is another man's Siberian Husky, after all) and, unfortunately, there are no other redeeming features. Once you've stripped them of their modesty, their pictures go in a gallery that you can view from the main menu. It's an incredibly basic slot machine game, where the aim is to win as much money as possible in order to reveal squares that are concealing – yep, you guessed it – semi-naked women. Worst of all, the gameplay is a massive turn-off.
The fact is, Penthouse Slot Machine requires no skill to play, looks rougher than a pug and has about as much charm as a chewed up bone.
If you were sat at home in the UK watching telly a few weekends ago, you may have caught a glimpse of Crufts, a championship event that shows off the grace, beauty and skill of various pooches and their owners.īut what's the largest annual dog show in the world got to do with erotica, I hear you bark?Ībsolutely nothing.
